Today I went from Port-au-Prince Haiti to Winnipeg, Manitoba in 11 hours. All my flights were on schedule and no lugguage got lost. Even the customs agents were nice and allowed me to bring my oranges to Canada. In Miami, the customs agents just laughed and said, "you may take all your food to Canada". I plan to be home tomorrow afternoon.
The worst part of air travel these days is going through the security screening. I don't like the way the TSA agents yell instructions and shout at people in the line. "Open your passports to the picture page! Get your boarding passes in your hands! Come on people, listen to instructions! Take off your shoes, belts, cell phones, pagers! Keep moving! Go front further!" These instuctions are repeated at full volume over and over again.
After going through security at Miami, I began longing for the opportunity to do a church service for TSA agents. As they would come in the door, I could shout at them, "Go to the front benches! Form two lines in the aisle! Keep moving! Open your mouth when you sing! Offering time! Open your wallet to the picture of Ben Franklin! Listen to instructions! Take all the pictures of Ben Franklin and put them in the offering basket!"
Then again, maybe I should just meekly go through the TSA screening process and smile and tell them to have a really good day. They don't look very happy usually and I'm sure their job is quite frustrating. Maybe I should just be glad that I'm a pastor and not a TSA agent.